The RtVik Theory is firmly based on the cornerstone of two alleged modifications A & B. But why just two? These contrived modifications could apply to a whole Alphabet of things Srila Prabhupada did! Anyone can juggle rhetoric to arrive at any conclusion they wish to establish and that is exactly how the RtVik Charade attracted the support of those easily influenced. This paper shows how easy it is to use their convoluted reasoning to establish all sorts of absurd conclusions!